Commercial Gets Hilarious Parody (NSFW)

I cry when women threaten to cover up their boobs. Now I'm sad. Thanks to this -


The original can be found here.

Timesharing jails?

I have nothing against celebrities or their personal lives but I sometimes wonder if celebrities timeshare jail cells? Lindsay's out so it's Paris's turn?

Well as for Paris, she has only one facial expression!

Lost Horizon (1937)

Upon first viewing it was pretty obvious that "LOST" and "Inception" drew inspiration from this movie.

Parallels with Inception-
Robert Conway: "I'm waiting for the bump. When the plane lands at Shanghai and wakes us all up."
Sondra: "You see. It's not a dream."
Robert Conway: "I sometimes think that the other is the dream. The outside world."

Parallels with LOST-
Jack is chosen by island just like Robbert is chosen by Shangri-La. They both leave only to come back later and become leaders. Others like Chang (Richard/Ben), H Lama (Jacob) and Barnard (Sawyer) were very similar to the LOST characters.

Pretty deep stuff from OchoCinco

"WHY IN THE HELL AM I SINGLE, my explanation straight from the horses mouth"

Setting:
Live stream on Ustream.tv. Opera playing in the background. Intermittent phone calls. Giant fish-tank in the background.

You can find him at http://www.ustream.tv/ogochocinco

Gyan:
  • If you aren't with your woman 5 days out of 7 then you are probably sharing her with at least 1-2 ppl.
  • If you take away a woman's 'leverage' - that you are a cheater and a liar. That's the best thing ever.
  • Look in your phone and find someone who likes you for you, not for any games, getting laid..etc
  • Men need to tell women the truth from the jump start in order for it to work later on in life!